I have taken Snowballs commandments and put into a context of my own.
1: Who ever goes over 18 is an enemy.
2: Who ever goes under 18 is a friend.
3: No child shall learn.
4: No child shall go to sleep until 10 (week days) or 12 (weekends).
5: No child shall drink water (unless fizzy).
6: No child shall cheat at Grand Theft Auto.
7: All children are equal.
React!